I'm making a neocities project for reasons that are as mysterious to you as they are to me. I have no idea why I'm doing this other than that I can. I spend a large amount of time complaining about life in addition to writing stories in stupid notebooks. I'm 39 years old. I have a penis and I'm OK with this. I am myopic and have plans in the future not to be. I will add stupid things as I go along just for the hell of it. I live in San Francisco, California which perhaps could not be any more ass backwards were it named Francisco San. This website will start out ugly and get worse from there. Nothing but glittery css and dumb just because.
If you're too much of an anonymous coward to send me an email (phoenixhaberdasher@outlook.com) then you can send a message here and it will send it to a database where I probably won't look at it. I'm not so stupid as to display it on my website, but you'll have the joy of knowing that you wrote in a Google database for all the good that does you.
This is what I look like. That's me. I have acne. I'm rather ugly. I can't grow a beard although I don't have one of those creepy ones where every hair follicle is perfect and you're left wondering what the guy does all day other than pick at his face. I have bad teeth. I'm poor as fuck. I would edit the background to look cool, but I just don't give a shit about field testing some douchebags homework assignment for the AI bubble firm he wants to get hired in and make more money than God for no reason. Here I am sitting in the San Francisco Main Public Library where they have suicide nets (I wonder why) and wishing I had terminal access.
