I'm making a neocities project for reasons that are as mysterious to you as they are to me. I have no idea why I'm doing this other than that I can. I spend a large amount of time complaining about life in addition to writing stories in stupid notebooks. I'm 39 years old. I have a penis and I'm OK with this. I am myopic and have plans in the future not to be. I will add stupid things as I go along just for the hell of it. I live in San Francisco, California which perhaps could not be any more ass backwards were it named Francisco San. This website will start out ugly and get worse from there. Nothing but glittery css and dumb just because.