I currently have a certain number of plagues that I have accumulated through repeated exposure in the homeless shelter system. The following occurred last night.
I do not want money - not at the expense of my values. I have turned down positions for large amounts of money because I was unwilling to take advantage of people that didn't know any better. I avoided participating (on the losing end) in at least one major financial downturn because of this.
My ideology is my own - developed from philosophy that has taken a lifetime to understand and for which I am giving away for its' own value.
I have committed no crimes or acts for which I can be coerced or blackmailed. I have traveled to 13 countries over 6 years on my own without so much as a traffic violation.
I do not find any of this exciting or think I'm a god. I rode around New York City dressed as a baby high because I was bored and I don't care what people think. There are pictures from gay pride parade events - don't give a shit. I climbed to Machu Picchu chewing coca leaves to fend off altitude sickness, cried at my grandfather's funeral, didn't go to my college graduation and walked barefoot through the US Central Bank. I do not give a fuck.
I am not a mouse and I am pissed.
If anyone would like to meet up to discuss what plagues I can offer you in these troubled times in order to harass or harm your enemies I would be more than happy to provide samples to you - for free. If the hospitals and the police will not solve my problem, then perhaps the Kremlin or Tel Aviv would be interested that you can feed someone a poison for which a high pitched kissing noise can cause brain damage or sickness. If this is Havana Syndrome I have it, among a few others - one of which may be a plague that can cause your feet and legs to fall off. Both of which would do interesting things to world leaders by poisoning their food or their shoes for example.
I've been given weapons for which I have no use and I'm not an arms dealer. Anyone that wants them can have them.
Now I'm going to go back to doing what I was doing while you all argue over who gets to have biological weapons.
NOTE - spelling mistakes are being added to this page by people that think "hacking" a neocities page is difficult. I don't care. I have a plague that can make me mentally retarded and toe jam on my feet that may be MRSA staph and the hospitals won't give me antibiotics. Who wants to sicken a world leader? You can email me or post a reply in this thread or this thread. No, this isn't the fucking movie Hackers. I have weapons. Do you want them? I should also mention that if there's a grand reveal where this is all supposed to be some sort of joke and then I'm supposed to forget the whole thing happened while I get a "real job" and then have to pay the money I earn to unsicken myself I will be updating this website every day and attaching a copy to every job I ever apply to until the day I die. It is not possible to blackmail me through torture.
I'm an experienced drug user - I've done blow in Bolivia and Ayahuasca in the Amazon (with a shaman who is one of the best and kindest people I've ever met - having traveled the world and met many people in my time - despite what anyone may think). Which means that I know how to stop and it means that I know when there is something wrong with my head. I haven't had a drink in 6 months and I haven't smoked pot in two years. I have coffee occassionally and my body weight index is normal as is my blood sugar - and I weigh 155 - 160 pounds consistently. My MRI/CAT scan are normal and my metabolic and lipid panel are clean from blood tests. Lung x-rays show no illness. A 14 panel drug screen from Walgreens shows that I am clean of all drugs. I'm a 39 year old (median age) male of mixed European descent and it is incredibly unlikely to develop a psychiatric illness past the age of 35 (most develop in the late to mid 20s barring traumatic events such as a war - I don't find not having money as traumatic because billionaires seem less competent than the average person, not more). I take an aspirin about once a day and a vitamin pill and no other medications. Which means that if I'm sick from illness and the hospitals don't know what it is I am the ideal person to isolate the cause of the disease - few if any other people in San Francisco can say this. Since I've had the homeless smoke crack around me if I masturbate or been drugged by shelter staff members (and possibly had a smear campaign to have me declared a pedophile among people that spread illness as a form of social control rather than, say, have a functioning police force) I don't even masturbate (which is unhealthy as it can lead to hormone imbalance and cancers).