Right. So I'm tired of using the computers at the library and begging for an hour at a time to be able to write this stupid thing so I'm going to be doing "e-begging" for someone to give me money so I at least have the couple hundred dollars it takes to buy a computer. If I have enough money to just be able to write all of the time I can make art and do this shit even when (gasp shock horror), the library with the suicide nets is closed. It'll probably prove that I'm not a communist shill and a total sell out and I don't care. In any case after I do that now I'll be uploading weird porn, writing about the Simpsons, looking at maps of England, and maybe talking about drugs. Something. Rough sketch. Back in a minute.
So now this stupid shit. Someone stole my password slip of paper for my website and then drove a car around with the license plate EDIT while I'm wandering around looking for a phone so I can connect to stripe to my account. The way this dipshit horsebullshit works is that if I jerk off (or anything else that is considered "bad") someone will go through and edit my website. Some horse's ass sitting next to me in a white shirt is making kissing noises in the library and is seemingly upset that I didn't do something that would qualify someone to edit my site for made up arbitrary bullshit reasons. It's "we're going to hold this thing you care about hostage". Burn it to the ground. It's a fucking sand mandala. See if I give a shit. You'll just piss of everyone that cares about what I have to say. That's a way to make friends. Jackass. Sexually fucked up jackass to boot. If someone's gone around and made edits in that stupid bullshit way of tweaking individual spelling mistakes to tell everyone how to fuck with me - goody. You're an asshole. Let everyone know. It's bullshit from millenialist tools that are into poisoning people and are into the whole "the bible can't have mistakes in it" - despite the bible being 2000 year old bad translation of aramaic into latin (oh but assholes are upset that one time while I was being poisoned in the shelter I was at I wanted to read the king jame's version of the bible - because they're assholes). So dumbfucks. What else? Oh someone was going around with a shirt that said "I'd tell you a chemistry joke but all the good ones 'ARGON'" and I've been having headaches so someone has been poisoning me with argon or an inert gas that causes air embolisms. So at least it's not sleeping sickness or mad cow disease (that I know of). So I might have more than six months to live. But I like to jerk off, so I must be worth killing. That's fucking crazy.
So anyway. I went multiple times to the Bank of America building to get my account set up and there's no way to do it without a phone and no one on the street will sell me a phone. The douchebag over in front of the 'Soma Secrets' dirty video store is a schizophrenic that is listening to an AI voice over tell him about football that's being piped through the cameras in the store. The voice overs are AI machines that are taking data from the cameras and then using natural language processing to convert that into language. So if I change the way I stand the announcer changes what they're talking about having some dumbshit thing having to do with a football game. So that's fucked up. And then you can multiply that shit across the city or wherever you're going to perform experiments on the mentally fucked. What it means is that there's no one in the city that will sell me a phone except idiots in white shirts that making kissy noises at each other while making you sick by poisoning you because they're lonely and schizophrenic and plague isn't a crime. You have someone followed and drugged by assholes in stupid t-shirts until these asswipes show up when someone complains enough. Cool. I bet everyone loves there being no jobs, no money and everyone wandering around dying of sick.
Oh and that's the "using your eyes shit" the "using your ears shit" is just to fuck you over in such a way so that someone sees if they can have it approximate the lyrics of a song. They did that shit with the Chase branch building on market street with a fucking U2 song after I went back and forth between the library and the Bank of America four times. Here's the best part. From 2020 to 2022 my Chase account was overdrawn by $793.42 and the balance was sent to my parents address. My parents never told me that I had mail from them when I called their number. So a couple of things could have happened. Either 1) the Chase guy is lying 2) my parents never received the statement because it was never sent or the mail man took it - something 3) when calling my parents phone it's being rerouted to an LLM. The land line phones in the shelters are bugged I know that for sure. When I unplugged the QikCell (really?) phone in the lobby of 1001 Polk street and replugged it back in when calling customer service for Bank of America the phone had to reboot and had a loading screen - and I could change what the hold suggestions were on the call by what I would say between the messages. So the call was most likely being routed through an AI. I called from the Bank of America branch while talking to Amit Saha (who put the password on the account as GXM3 on his end...right...) and they couldn't confirm the account so I could access online banking when using a computer without a cell phone but the douchebag on the other end of 800-933-6262 said "perfect" and "truly" and so on (bullshit langauge) quite often. Wells Fargo requires a phone to sign up. So even if I could access online banking via crypto it means that I can't pull money out because the mask wearing Bank of America employees are sick or crooked and because Chase has an overdraft fee which is either bullshit or talking to my parents on the landlines in the shelters goes to an LLM and Wells Fargo requires a cell phone that I don't want to have because the companies are shady (and have among other things figured out how to track when you use your EBT card - they require it for the free phone and then whenever I make EBT purchases that particular location just so happens to have a line of people at it - it's probably a combination of bad drugs, suggestion, and tracking cell phones) and which I can't get now because I write all the stupid crazy shady shit down.
So anyway, that's my banking story. The next trick these assholes play is to make it so that you have to pay so much money for everything you're essentially broke no matter what you do (I could pay $30 for an "upgrade" of the phone from the schizophrenic that's having his mind fucked with by a porn store video camera - what a bargain!) and once you start doing that shit you're going to be fucked with no matter what. I've seen them pull that on people going into the emergency rooms too - no matter how much money you have if you're going to the emergency rooms and you've been black balled the copay is always more than you can afford no matter what. This happened to a chinese girl who was wearing those stupid round Yoko Ono glasses or whatever the fuck you call them where the copay was like several hundred dollars to look at a cut finger. I mean, if it's "look at my cut finger" or "have hospital staff schizos follow me around to make sure that I'm not being drugged and fucked with by asshole" that's one thing but I figure it's just screwing with someone so that no matter how hard they work you attempt to prove that socialism works by surrounding someone with assholes that will prevent any honest dealings with the person whatsoever. I'm surprised that there are any buildings standing at all and only one office tower is slowly sinking into the ground (admittedly the largest one).
So not only will I have my amount of money that I owe to the banks lied about but I'm being prevented from working or making an honest living by shitbags that are upset that some rich people are assholes. Or some cops are pricks. Or dogs lick their own nuts apparently. Today was a day wasted "doing the silver thing" and finding out why everyone has decided to go to the check cashing place - mostly because the mask wearing dipshits at the Bank of America by the trolley station are more interested in sick than they are in fixing a problem. Then they'll do this "war" shit where I have to pick and choose which outlet I have to go to to get shit done and have me go back and forth between "left hand path" cough and hold your balls to make the magic happen and "right hand path" let's ignore that things are fucked and rearrange the deck chairs on the titanic thing. It's the dumbest shit I have ever been a party too. Banks are the easiest business to run bar none. You have to take people's money and then give it to other people for more money than you charged for it. If you fuck up the government will bail your ass out to the tune of $250,000 (which should totally be indexed to inflation by the way). You have to stand around in a suit and get a haircut that looks sort of even. Selling phones is approximately the second easiest job (you have to keep track of inventory which the government gives you for free). I mean I like banking for sociological reasons and because money is fucking awesome, but goddamn dude. It's like watching police officers try and be cool and catch criminals at the same time. You're not cool, that's not why they give you a gun. So anyway that's the bullshit factory sausage making that turns bitching into preaching and I'm done with this bit of bullshit for the moment. No idea how I'm going to make money while I'm surrounded by contagious idiot other than to say "wow, you like living like this? why though?" so I suppose I'll just move on to working on something else and figure out the getting paid part later.
Oh and someone served chips or crackers or something covered in drugs at the shelter so I felt high and I immediately ate the crackers that didn't have drugs on them and went to the emergency room. I passed a woman that was getting on the 38R bus that said "I was so high *actually*" and then there was a little kid being held by tall parents in the emergency room. They abuse homeless, children, and fuck around in the emergency room here. How fucking stupid. It just means you can't become poor, have kids, or get sick. At least on a deserted tropical island there wouldn't be people actively attempting to assault or kill you. Who wants to live like this? But I haven't "come out" about what porn I like so I'm totally in the closet and should be drugged and sickened while families abuse their children. Fuck automated cars they should require a license to have children.